Dave Murray, from Athlone, was last night quoted as saying "I can still rock the sh!t out of this tri-suit". The middle aged mid lander and his overstretched and almost see-through onsey are now a regular sight at most west coast adventure races and has also been spotted at Tri-Athy among other triathlons and endless [...]
On the back of 3 recent top podium finishes, local hotshot James Murphy says "he is not in it to win it" when asked about his local upcoming race. A lumberjack by trade, the current and defending 4 time winner of the annual adventure race, stated "Sure I'll just be happy just to tip around [...]
"There is expected to be a massive turn out at Mansion House in Dublin this Saturday, we are expecting big numbers." said activist Rachel. Concerns were originally voiced during last Sundays sermon by Parish Priest Fr. Murphy, when he noticed an alarming rate of prayers for forgiveness in confession among his middle-aged male flock. In [...]
Michelle Ryan, from the town over, was recently seen getting her fake tan and nails done just days before her first ever Adventure Race. The story broke when suspicions were raised by the village beautician, Lynda, just fresh back from Lanzarotte, thought it very usual for Michelle to be up to such "professional treatment". "Michelle, [...]
